Saturday, May 22, 2010

SmackDown 5/21/10

SmackDown opens with CM Punk and the SES in the ring along with 3 others sitting in chairs. Gallows says there was a time when he was like those 3, “weak minded, pathetic and riddled with addiction.” Gallows says that Punk can save everyone in the ring and in the WWE Universe and can make the impossible possible. Serena says everyone needs to show Punk the respect that he deserves. Punk leads the 3 in the ring in the SES Pledge. Punk, Gallows and Serena begin to shave the 3 and Rey Mysterio comes out. Mysterio says this is too much. He shows a picture of Punk without hair. Back from break, they show that after Mysterio came out, Punk and Gallows beat down the 3 guys in the ring.

The opening match is Team LayCool taking on Kelly Kelly and Tiffany. Kelly and Layla start out. Layla gets a unique cover on Kelly for 1. Layla gets an armlock, but Kelly goes up in the corner and hits an armdrag out of the corner. Kelly sends Layla to the apron and kicks her off. She kicks McCool off the apron too, and flies of the turnbuckles onto McCool. Layla tries to back away, but gets caught with a flying clothesline from Tiffany. Kelly brings Layla back in and tags in Tiffany. Tiffany comes off the top with a sunset flip, but only gets a 1 count. Tiffany hits a front dropkick and sets up Layla in the corner. Monkey Flip out of the corner, but Layla follows up with a knee and tags in McCool. Tiffany throws McCool across the ring and knocks Layla off the apron. She goes for a standing Monkey Flip on McCool, but McCool counters into the Faith Breaker and covers to win the match.

Move of the Match: There were a handful of nice moves. I liked the Faith Breaker and the Corner Armdrag, but I’m going to give this to Kelly’s dive onto McCool on the outside because you don’t see moves like that very often in women’s matches in WWE.

Big Show is on the screen. He talks about Swagger’s accomplishments. He then says, “Did you know, 3 weeks ago, I knocked Jack Swagger out?” They show the video and then Show says that is just one of his many accomplishments.

JTG is out. JTG is facing Caylen Croft. JTG gets control with a hammerlock. Croft fights out with a back elbow and shoots JTG off. He goes to dodge JTG, but JTG stops in his tracks and kicks Croft in the head. JTG follows with a short arm clothesline and a seated flipping neckbreaker. JTG goes after Croft in the corner, but Croft backs into the ropes. Croft cheap shots JTG and hits a series of shots. Croft drops JTG with a neckbreaker for a 1 count. He hits a series of punches. Modified front facelock from Croft, but JTG starts to fight out, so Croft releases and beats down JTG. JTG fights back again. Croft tries to telegraph the back body drop, but JTG catches him with an uppercut. JTG hits the flipping shoulder block, a clothesline and a dropkick. Croft is in the corner and JTG hits the Mug Shot. Barreta gets up on the apron and distracts JTG, but JTG counters and attack from Croft with a modified Shout Out and covers for the 3 count.

Move of the Match: This has to go to the Shout Out because it came out of nowhere and is so effective.

Vicki Guerrero is in the back. Christian comes in and Vickie asks to be the guest on Christian’s Peep Show. Christian says he’d like to have her on, but he wants people to watch the show. Christian names some of the people on his list. Bret Hart, The Mountie, The Brooklyn Brawler, Jared the Subway Guy, and “Lester, the guy who loves chicken.” Vickie asks who Lester is and Christian says he doesn’t know. Vickie wants to know who number 1 is. Christian says he can’t tell her, all he can tell her is that he and his guest tonight have never really seen eye to eye.

Curt Hawkins and Vance Archer are out for a match with Brent Roberts and Jeremy Barner. Hawkins starts out with one of the others (not sure which is which). He slaps him and picks him up. Hawkins hits a vicious scoop slam and tosses the guy into his corner. Archer tags in and Hawkins clips the guy’s leg and Archer follows up with a big kick to the head. Archer hits his spinning facebuster throw. The guy tags in his partner who takes a few shots at Archer, but runs into a neck hanging throw. Archer hits the scoop slam inverted DDT and Hawkins drops the elbow for their team to get the 3 count.

Move of the Match: There were only a handful of moves, but the best had to be the Scoop Slam Inverted DDT/Elbow Drop combo.

After the match, Hawkins takes the mic and says there are 22 days left on their contract and they will make an impact whether the WWE Universe likes it or not.

Big Show is up again and talks about more of Swagger’s accomplishment. He says, “Did you know to weeks ago I chokeslammed Jack Swagger through an announce table?” That is one of his many accomplishments.

Jack Swagger vs. Kofi Kingston. Swagger gets the mic and says Show disrespected him last week. He says this Sunday he will disrespect Show. Swagger backs Kofi into the corner and the referee makes him back up. Kofi hits a series of kicks and dropkicks Swagger out of the ring. Swagger tries to climb back in, but Kofi dropkicks him again. Swagger slides back in and nails Kofi with a series of shots. Kofi fights back and catches Swagger with a springboard forearm shot. He clotheslines Swagger out of the ring. Back from break and Kofi is still in control with an armlock on Swagger. Swagger fights back, but when he charges after Kofi, Kofi pulls down on the ropes sending him to the outside. Kofi tries to spring onto Swagger, but Swagger catches Kofi. Swagger puts Kofi on his shoulders and throws Kofi into the ring post. Swagger brings Kofi back into the ring and continues the attack. Swagger stomps Kofi in the corner. Kofi starts to fight back, but Swagger again overpowers him. Swagger hits a big clothesline in the corner and goes for the slingshot corner splash, but Kofi moves. Kofi goes for a springboard crossbody, but Swagger sees it coming and answers with a big kick. Swagger covers for 2 and goes to the midsection with a rear hold. Swagger continues the attack and shoots Kofi off. Kofi comes back with a sunset flip for a 2 count, but Swagger gets up and drops him with a belly to belly slam. Swagger picks up Kofi and hangs him up on the middle rope. He chokes Kofi on the ropes and then hits shoulder blocks in the corner. Swagger sets Kofi up on the top rope. Kofi starts to fight back and hits a tornado DDT on Swagger. Kofi hits Swagger with a series of chops. He follows up with a dropkick and the series of punches in the corner. Kofi gets Swagger with the SOS for a 2 count. Swagger avoids Trouble in Paradise, but gets caught with a Russian Legsweep. Kofi goes for the Boom Drop, but Swagger fights back. Swagger hits Kofi with a big boot and earns a 2 count. Big Show comes out to ringside saying he has something to tell Swagger, and Swagger tries to throw Kofi out of the ring, but Kofi lands on the apron. Kofi hits Swagger with a springboard crossbody for a 3 count.

Move of the Match: There were a number of good moves, but I’m going to give this to the SOS.

After the match, Show tells Swagger that what he wanted to tell him is “Kofi just beat you!”

Christian is out for the Peep Show. He introduces his guest, Hornswoggle! Hornswoggle struts around the ring and gives a DX chop. He gives the mic back to Christian and climbs up into the seat. Christian talks about what they have in common. They’re both on SmackDown, they both want to make a big impression and if he know’s Hornswoggle, he’s here to get himself into a little bit of trouble. Christian teaches Hornswoggle to speak Canadian. First is “eh,” then “hoser,” next is “hockey,” and then the most important word in the Canadian language, “beer.” Vickie Guerrero comes out with Chavo. She tells Christian she’s shutting down the Peep Show. He says there was another word he was going to teach Hornswoggle before she interrupted, “Obesity.” He says he has another word, “Moose.” Hornswoggle says “Moose” and points at Vickie. Chavo says they can’t talk to Vickie that way and Vickie says if Christian won’t leave voluntarily, she has someone who will help him. Hornswoggle hides in the basket that’s acting as a table while Chavo goes to get into the ring. Just as Chavo is about to enter the ring, Dolph Ziggler comes in and attacks Christian from behind. Ziggler hits the Zig Zag and Chavo climbs up to and hits a Frog Splash on Christian.

Rey Mysterio and MVP taking on the SES (CM Punk and Luke Gallows) is next. MVP and Gallows start out. MVP takes control, but Gallows shoots him off and drops him with a shoulder block. Gallows hits a series of shots and shoots him off again. MVP avoids Gallows and comes back with a flying forearm shot and tags in Mysterio. MVP picks Mysterio up with a military press and drops him onto Gallows. Mysterio follows up with a leg drop and covers for 1. Gallows fights back with a knee, but gets caught with a kick and Mysterio tags in MVP. They shoot him off and Mysterio ducks so MVP can hits Gallows with a big boot. MVP gets a 2 count and continues the attack. Serena distracts MVP allowing Gallows to pull him off the ropes and slams him to the mat. Back from break, Punk has MVP in a modified bow and arrow hold. Punk hits MVP with a series of elbows and covers, but only gets a 1 count. Punk tags in Gallows and they both hit MVP with a series of shots. Gallows chokes MVP on the ropes and the referee backs him up. MVP fights back and tries to tag in Mysterio, but Gallows stops him. Gallows tags in Punk and Punk tries to go for the high knee in the corner, but MVP pushes him off. MVP tries to make the tag, but Punk pulls him back and tags in Gallows. Gallows drops MVP with a scoop slam and hits a running splash for a 2 count. Punk is tagged back in and he hits a series of shots to MVP. Punk tags Gallows back in and they double team him with punches. Gallows goes to a rear hold applying pressure to the ribs and midsection. MVP fights back and hits a knee facebuster to Gallows. MVP makes the tag and Mysterio comes in with a springboard senton on Gallows. He follows up with a running crossbody for a 2 count. Mysterio takes a shot and Punk and hits the wheelbarrow bulldog on Gallows. Mysterio covers, but only gets a 2 count. Gallows tries to fight back, but Mysterio clips his leg and sets him up for the 619. Punk tags in and as Mysterio comes running Punk drops him with a springboard clothesline and covers for 2. Mysterio goes for the GTS, but Mysterio counters into a rollup. Gallows breaks it up and MVP comes after him. MVP clotheslines Gallows out of the ring. Mysterio sets Punk up for the 619, but the masked SES member jumps up on the apron. Mysterio sends him into the ring post and Punk fights back, but Mysterio catches him with a huracanrana and holds it for the 3 count.

Move of the Match: Honestly, I’ve got to give this to Punk’s springboard clothesline, because that thing was vicious.

After the match, Mysterio kicks Punk out of the ring and celebrates with MVP.

In the back, Josh asks Drew McIntyre if he thinks he deserved to get the title back. McIntyre says Hardy deserved what he got when McIntyre gave him a beating he’ll never forget and Teddy Long got what he deserved when his authority was overruled by McMahon. McIntyre says he deserves to be the chosen one. Kofi comes in and says that no anointment from the boss will get McIntyre out of Trouble in Paradise.

Big Show taking on Drew McIntyre is tonight’s main event. Show quickly overpowers McIntyre at the start of the match. He gets a big slap and McIntyre rolls out of the ring. McIntyre tries to leave, but Show grabs him and brings him back into the ring. Show picks up McIntyre and drops him with a scoop slam. Show chokes McIntyre on the ropes and follows up with another big slap. Show hits a third big slap and steps on McIntyre. Show goes for a fourth slap, but McIntyre nails him with a thumb to the eye. McIntyre hits a series of shots, but runs into a big clothesline from Show. Show headbutts McIntyre and McIntyre rolls out of the ring. Show pulls McIntyre up on the apron by his hair, but McIntyre hangs up Show on the ropes. McIntyre goes for the Future Shock DDT, but he can’t lock it in. Show fights back and nails McIntyre with a big chop. Show hits a series of clotheslines and a butt bump in the corner. Show drops McIntyre with a shoulder block and drops him with the Chokeslam. Show goes to cover, but Swagger hits the ring and attacks Show making this a DQ win for Show.

Move of the Match: This has to go to the Chokeslam that would've earned the win had Swagger not caused the DQ win.

Swagger catches Show with a big boot and hits 2 Slingshot Corner Splashes on Show. He follows up by stomping on Show’s hand. Swagger stomps on the hand again and gets a chair from ringside. Swagger comes back into the ring, but Show punches the chair out of his hand. Show picks up the chair and Swagger climbs out of the ring. SmackDown ends with Show standing in the ring while Swagger backs up the ramp.

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